Just got a speeding ticket?  If you knew the secret on page 42 of this banned book, you may not have been caught. The closely guarded secrets of a confessed fast driver – and why I never get a speeding ticket.

Announcing drive fast, no tickets 2007: the controversial, super secret, driving book that teaches you how to drive fast, drive safe and makes you virtually invisible to money grubbing, behind-the-tree hiding, speed trapping, quota-meeting ticket writers.

Let’s face it: speeding is mostly about the numbers.  The number on the sign versus the number on the radar gun.  (or lidar device.  Or speedometer.)  That’s it.  Not conditions.  Not safety.  Not rationality.  It’s about the additional revenue a city or state government can generate by issuing speeding tickets.
If you learn how my system works (and i’ll teach you, if you’re smart enough to buy my book), someone else can be the lucky recipient of a hefty fine and a generous bonus for your insurance company.  Not me.  I’m out of that game.  If you’re interested in attaching your wallet to your local city council’s revenue-sucking machine, great.  Like i said, not me.

If this describes you, screw off.  This book isn’t for you.

- Slammed hondas need not apply.  Besides being kind of silly (front wheel drive?  Please…), this group of drivers doesn’t exhibit the responsible driving my system requires.

- Anybody under 25, go away.  49% of all accidents are caused by drivers 25 and under (according to the national traffic highway safety administration).  Drivers under 25 don’t have the reasoning to know when they’re taking stupid risks.

- Drunks.  If you enjoy a couple of cocktails before getting behind the wheel of your 350z, get thee to an aa meeting and stop reading this right now.

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